December 2011
Life of a Belieber.
Me: I'm gonna do my homework.
Justin Bieber: No, stay on Tumblr and fangirl over me.
Me: I'm gonna go to sleep.
Justin Bieber: No, stay awake and tweet me.
Me: I'm gonna save my money.
Justin Bieber: No, spend your money on my merchandise.
Me: I'm gonna pay attention in class.
Justin Bieber: No, think about me.
Me: I'm gonna clean my room.
Justin Bieber: No, look at my poster.
Me: I'm gonna listen to the radio.
Justin Bieber: No, listen to my album until Believe comes out.
Me: I'm gonna make friends.
Justin Bieber: No, stay inside all day and watch Never Say Never
Me: I'm gonna get a boyfriend.
Justin Bieber: No, you love me more.
Me: Oh this perfume smells good.
Justin Bieber: No, you can only wear Someday.
Me: Wow I look good in this shirt.
Justin Bieber: No, wear a shirt with my face on it.
Me: Oh look a new book!
Justin Bieber: No read the new magazine I'm featured in.
Me: It's such a nice day outside!
Justin Bieber: No, stay home and edit pictures, make gifs, and watch videos of me all day.
I wish I was in NYC tonight.
